Monday, May 31, 2004

I Found This Fun


1.Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16.Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29.Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. You : One who gets paid for reading such things.....

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Futbol Season Ender Roundup

the futbol season is nearly ending and teams are preparing for a brand new one this year.
with teams disappointed like real madrid, are looking for something the fans will look up to next year. but before the player deals, lets start congratulating this seasons winners of the top leagues in europe.

in england arsenal bagged the premiership finishing without a loss. arsenal finished top with 90 pts, chelsea came in second with 79 pts, followed by man utd, 75 pts, and liverpool came in fourth with 60 pts.

in spain, valencia (77 pts) won while real madrid (70 pts) kept on slipping til they dropped to the fourth place in la liga tables. fc barcelona finished as the runner ups with 72 pts, then deportivo la coruna with 71 pts, and then real madrid finished fourth.

in italy, ac milan bagged the serie a title with 82 pts, roma came in second with 71 pts, juventus 3rd with 69 pts, and inter milan came in 4th with 59 pts.

the champions league finished with a bang when porto won against the french side as monaco 3-0. the two clubs suprised me when they got into the finals by beating the biggest clubs known today. monaco defeated real madrid while porto crushed ac milan.

in the uefa cup, valencia bagged the title by beating the french marsielle 2-0. and i can say that this has been a good season for valencia.

now the deals, and speculations

as a big fan of real madrid i am disappointed for their performance this year, and im speaking for all the madridistas around the world. they made a big change right after the season ended. the whites finally signed a defender in the name of Walter Samuel, Il Muro. acquired from roma, Samuel promises real fans a better defence next season.
Right after Real Sociedad won against Real at home, Real fired Carlos Quieroz an hour later. and signed a José Antonio Camacho as the new manager taking over Real Madrid.

Jose Mourinho, manager of FC Porto, was signed by Chelsea days after Porto won the Champions League.

FC Barcelona axed 4 of their Dutch stars, Patrick Kluivert, Philip Cocu, Marc Overmars, and Reizeger. and hoping to sign David Trezeguet and Michael Ballack to fill the gap the Dutch stars left.

In a surprising move, Juventus on Friday named Fabio Capello as its new coach following the resignation of Marcello Lippi at the end of a disappointing season. Capello had one year remaining on his contract at debt-ridden rival AS Roma - a team he had pledged to remain with just last week. The 57-year-old Capello, who played for Juventus, had joined Roma in 1999 and led the squad to the Serie A title in 2001. He formerly had success coaching AC Milan, which he led to four Serie A championships, and Real Madrid, which he led to the Primera Liga title.

Better? Bitter

i kept your pictures
for me to forget you
now i suffer
im feeling bitter
im out of one-liners
and write something better
somehow i litter
write, scribble, then jitter
uninspired, i throw papers
now im a troubled dreamer
i thought without you ill be better
cant you see im bitter?
waiting for you to write a letter
to help me make me feel better
and im feeling this love sick jitter
nothing could be sweeter
to be with you later

Friday, May 28, 2004

From The Notebook #1

stupid i know i am, its true
stupid to fall for someone who could never love me too
stupid i am, theres nothing i can do
its sad to know im stupid because of you

Memoir #5 "Last Weird Encounter"

have you ever dreamt about watching yourself sleep? well last night, i know i took a pee and when i got back i saw someone sleeping on my bed, and that someone was me, so i sat down and watched myself sleep. and when i woke up i saw myself in the same position as the one that i saw in my sleep. get it?

i told my gandma about this and you know how they explain weird stuff right? theyll say weird stuff abt it too... you know, "pamahiin". so she told me that maybe i got up to pee quick that i left my body sleeping. see? two weirds dont make 1 right. so if someone has a damn good explanation abt this please do... or im just paranoid or something haha.

anyway, yesterday, i went to school to reserve my subjects, and he just wrote my name on a piece of paper and thats it. unlike last year you have to go around signing papers and shit... then we went to CAP. there i saw the indiana and detroit game, the last minute was tough, it was neck to neck until indiana starts fouling rip hamilton, then detroit broke away. anyway, after a long wait, i finally got my check... and guess what, theyre only shoulderig the 57% of my tuition. damn! so my parents are paying for the other 43%. and thats big. what i dont understand is that they use to pay almost everything of my tuition, and now this? i dunno... somethings wrong abt it.

we ate lunch at kfc coz im craving for their gravy haha, the gravy is the reason why i chose kfc, and the chicken is second. :D. after lunch we bought pants, socks, shoes, everything i need for the next school year, i felt like a kid again. i miss shopping clothes for school. i got a nice pair of leather shoes, with the price? its gotta be good hah! oh and by the way? its a bass... i just have to say that :D.

and by the way? for all you soccer fans just a champions league final update, FC Porto won against AS Monaco, 3-0. for full details Click Here

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Memoir #4 "The Final Flight of The Wanderer"

well today it finally sunk into me that summer is about to end, although you can still feel the heat outside, its goin to end soon. im 1 week away from goin back to school. well i got some late plans with my friends, a tagaytay trip on june 2 helps me to start all over with my blockmates. its been a while since i last saw them and i know what theyll notice first. i know i gained some 10 pounds but i dont care, i think everybody did, at least somebody is still fatter than me. hah! anyway, thats a bit off topic dont you think? well im not yet officially enrolled and i fear that i lost my sched today, hopefully the registrar wont start bitchin around tommorow coz CAP doesnt have enough money to support them CAP scholars. they said theyll issue the check on june 2, its like wtf? man thats way too long, i might run out of subjs to enroll... can you bliv it? CAP ran out of dough?!? thats whack haha! i hope they wont go bankrupt coz they gotta pay me back what my parents paid them once i graduate next year! they hafta gimme my refund back :D

i went back to the gym coz i know, i gained pound or two? maybe more right here *shakes belly*. and i got a whole new soccer season way ahead of me next year. i need to get back to shape! anyway, im thinkin abt quittin man, with my heavy subjs and i still have to train? i dunno yet if ill retire early, but its a lot of work bein serious with studies and playin futbol. ill see if i can still mix them up. its kinda late workin out right?

anyway i just got home from the gym, and i got my whole body achin, so ill end this with a ... 3...2...1... *poof!!!*

Memoir #3 "Sick, Tired, Wasted, Bloated"

its 1:20 pm, and i just woke up from an after breakfast nap. im not feelin well and i feel that my head is all bloated and heavy... it fuckin hurts. my whole body's achin, and i got this sinus runnin... what the f*** si wrong with me? drowsy, everything heavy, including me of course. i couldnt laugh, i couldnt leave the bed for some reason. i dunno if this is the "malapit na school" jitters or i just miss her so bad. a couple of beers can lay me outta here, but wait i just remembered that im not much of a beer drinker so i gots no escape, im trapped here in this world where everything about to go wrong. wish i had a gun by my side so i could just blow all of em away. a second is all it takes to put a bullet in my head. a second more then im dead. get me outta here, get me outta here...

help me if you can
grab hold of something and reach my hand
pull me up if you can
im trapped here in nowhere land
quickly, get me outta here
sick and tired, begging you please
hand me a couple of beers
so i could snap and take away my leash
being dragged, being mugged
everything i believe in, dumped
stop me from retaliating
and it all starts with heavy breathing
will you take me if i die?
will you carry me from where i lie?
it all starts with one cry..
let it end, dont make me fry
im on my knees begging you
take me away from here

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Memoir #2 "Done For Today"

woah! i just noticed that its already 11:15 pm, damn time flies when ur workin on something. well i finished workn on the layout and some addons on this blog i hope yall like it. but on top of that i just got my sched this morning, and i have to say that the enrollment system has changed and it just took me 1 1/2 hours to finish step one to step 3, before it took me all day! and i finished step 4 before lunch break. its a good improvment on their part. its well organized this year, the adjustment routine should be changed coz it took me all day long to finish yesterday. anyway enough bout that i got to see some of my friends early this mornin, and damn i cant wait to go to class again, well back to my sched, its good and bad in a way, my sched from mon to thurs is 11 pm to 430 pm, its good in a way that i dont get to wake up early in the mornin, bad coz the traffic sux by that time. anyway thatll be it for today, ima hide under my blankies and dream abt trees :D

Monday, May 24, 2004

Memoir #1 "Ready or not Here I Come"

just got home from advising for the school. and our dep head just said nothing but very good that im still a regular, a super regular student to be exact, hah... im just starting to make a name for myself, i hope i can make a name for the school im in though, i kinda need that "NAME". another friend of mine told me that i got all these talent but im not really in a good team, in other words, im really good and the school is not worth studyin in. i dunno man, but i kinda like it here, except for the freakin enrollment system... well heres the freakin story, i arrived bene around 8 am, so i went to the registrar to get the advising form that costs 5 bucks. that took a while, lets say 20 minutes, then when i got to the dep office, i got a number and its already 116, they started at 86 anyway so i figured that it wont take a while. me and 3 friends of mine went to kfc to get somethin to eat. then a friend told me that theyre already at 92, so i think we better get there to get that thing over with. maybe 30 minutes later and we arrived back at the office, and theyre just entertaining number 94, i mean 2 numbers in abt 45 minutes? that is whack!!! 12:00 pm and theyre just in number 97... got tired of waiting and we ate lunch. chilled around atc for a while to waste time instead of waiting. we went back just in time, number 115, and im up next, mr. 115 went up and told me that im next, but... when i reached mr dep heads office someones there!!! and mr dep head gave me a funny look saying what are you doing here? im like, fuck man im number 116! and im supposed to be next! no choice so i went out and wait for my turn, 10 minutes passed nothings happenin, 20 mins still nothin, 1 hr? still freakin nothin... 1 and a half hour?? fuckin nothing!!!! 2 hours shes done, then number 107 and number 113 came so i hafta wait again... i know... daaaamn... at last my turn came and it only took 20 seconds to finish everything up... y? coz im a fuckin regular and they aint... i mean why wont they advise the regs first then the irregulars... itll make things faster and easier... tomorrow will be enrollment, another day of spendin precious time waiting in line... i know i dont want to but i have to... haha so before i whine more "ill just end this shit with a fuck you and have a nice day" -8 mile-

Saturday, May 22, 2004

And I Am But A Broken Man

born in a place where cruelty is just
where men do nothing but eat dust and cuss
every corner you find people see power and lust
and they tell us that they are just

ne'er will they see their people hunger
brother, they'll say they love you. dont bother
no longer, we trust them leaders who hunger
for power, they all the same, they never change
everyday, lie, cheat, steal and i say nay

born free, live free they tell me
fuck em, we no better than any g
let me do my thing, please let me be
let me eat, let me sleep
let not this be the future i seek.

i shout to you all up there, gimme back my trust
that was once firm and robust
instead of dissin some fools and cuss
you see a lot of people now hate your guts
why wont you just kill them and chew their nuts
coz thats where you are all alike, go home and rust
i hold a sign to nowhere or bust
either way i pity myself for livin here cuz

remember what happes today is same tomorrow
on a burrow these people live in sorrow
look at em please, please let em have something to munch on tomorrow

Friday, May 21, 2004


here and ther i see you
realized that i used to be there too
floating, and in every scene bloating
how i missed those days of bliss
now just memories to reminisce
yes, i close my eyes from time to time
still picturing out what might have been
yes, i cry from time to time
when reality sinks in and your not here
oh, how i long for you
for a second now is a second gone later
hug me...

once more...


this feeling, this strange feeling
its a whole thrill
the love i kept while i was waiting
like something you see on the reel
a hug, a kiss
your touch, ... bliss
romace, music, candles
the whole movie setting
a hug, a kiss
your touch... bliss
a walk along the park
a good talk before your door
a smack on the cheek
you know the drill
morning breaks
everythings gone
thats the deal
you sleep, you dream, its gone
wake up, it ends with a yawn


Thursday, May 20, 2004

What Seems To Boggle?

have you ever got up on a good nights rest and wonder alone in the dark? its a good night, had a tiring day, my eyes weary and heavy but it seems that something keeps me up all night. i know its a perfect time to rest, its cold outside and theres no one hear to bother... usually watching discovery channel helps. but it seems that the same routine tires sometime. even sting nor norah jones cant help me back under my bankets. what seems to boggle the dreamer to dream away? what seems to be the problem of closing my eyes and go back to dreamland where everything is perfect, where the things that i want to happen and the things that i want to do gets done? what seems to boggle? it seems that this long day would last. if only i could end this day with a nice one, or just a good yawn tommorow, or better yet a good yawn later. what keeps a tired man from his rest?

drank milk, counted sheeps
did my time, still no sleep
closing my eyes doesnt seem to help
moving from side to side doesnt seem to work
couldnt think what else would
if only i could just close my eyes again
and from there we will be together again
tired and weary...
and im waiting for this long day to end
help me dream, inspire me more
dont ever leave me troubled like this
a dreamer cannot be one with out one
leave me be
bring me back to where im fit for
leave me be
let me be a dreamer once more